might as well actually put his pokemon to use once in a while

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Okay, so Kimblee's bred some stuff that's pure evil, as he does; Team Rocket members get one of their choosing for free because he's good to his subordinates (and Cobra, who is the Zoidberg of this situation by merit of outranking him). Prices are under the cut otherwise!


YANMA, WHO DON'T HAVE MANY USEFUL EGG MOVES BUT THEY'RE CUTE AND HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES – P2000
Tackle, Protect, Double-Edge, Bug Bite
- Naoya (crouching_sin)
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NIDORAN A, BECAUSE WE ALL NEED BABIES THAT CAN FREEZE AND ELECTROCUTE – P3000
Protect, Strength, Captivate, Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, Pursuit, Bite, Double Team
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NIDORAN B, WHO ARE HERE TO TRY VERY HARD ALSO SNOW ON YOU – P3000
Take Down, Toxic, Strength, Protect, Dig, Endure, Blizzard
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SNEASEL, WHO WERE SUBJECTED TO THEIR PARENTS' TM BONANZA – P7000
Protect, Quick Attack, Pursuit, Slash, Icy Wind, Embargo, Crush Claw, False Swipe, Dig, Shadow Ball, Strength, Snore, X-Scissor, Sleep Talk, Taunt, Swords Dance, Endeavor, Ice Punch, Iron Tail
- Micchy Kureshima (grapeeater)
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DEERLING, BECAUSE HELL YEAH CALENDEER – P2000
Protect, Agility, Thunder Wave, Wild Charge
- Ken Kaneki (samsa)
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JOLTIK, BECAUSE HIS BATTLING PARTNER IS ARACHNOPHOBIC AND DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THE FLYING SPIDERS ANYMORE – P1000
Protect, Bug Bite, Magnet Rise
- Chie Hori (shuttermouse)
- Schuldig (aufsassig)
- Cobra Commander (cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
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HIPPOPOTAS, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE WITH THESE – P3000
Take Down, Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash, Protect, Dig, Earth Power, Earthquake
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ONIX, WHICH PROBABLY DEFY THE JOHTO EQUIVALENT OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION – P6000
Protect, Defense Curl, Rock Polish, Rock Throw, Rollout, Rock Blast, Smack Down, Bulldoze, Stealth Rock, Earthquake, Explosion, Double-Edge
- Rossiu Adai (adai)
- Snake (silentscales)
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AMAURA, BECAUSE OH GOD LOOK AT THEIR EYEBROWS LOOK AT THEM – P3000
Protect, Iron Defense, Icy Wind, Take Down, Avalanche, Blizzard
- Lightning Farron (bylight)
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There probably won't be an IC post; we can just handwave these going out!

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All yours.