might as well actually put his pokemon to use once in a while

[explosivecombat]

Okay, so Kimblee's bred some stuff that's pure evil, as he does; Team Rocket members get one of their choosing for free because he's good to his subordinates (and Cobra, who is the Zoidberg of this situation by merit of outranking him). Prices are under the cut otherwise!


YANMA, WHO DON'T HAVE MANY USEFUL EGG MOVES BUT THEY'RE CUTE AND HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES – P2000
Tackle, Protect, Double-Edge, Bug Bite
- Naoya (crouching_sin)
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NIDORAN A, BECAUSE WE ALL NEED BABIES THAT CAN FREEZE AND ELECTROCUTE – P3000
Protect, Strength, Captivate, Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, Pursuit, Bite, Double Team
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NIDORAN B, WHO ARE HERE TO TRY VERY HARD ALSO SNOW ON YOU – P3000
Take Down, Toxic, Strength, Protect, Dig, Endure, Blizzard
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SNEASEL, WHO WERE SUBJECTED TO THEIR PARENTS' TM BONANZA – P7000
Protect, Quick Attack, Pursuit, Slash, Icy Wind, Embargo, Crush Claw, False Swipe, Dig, Shadow Ball, Strength, Snore, X-Scissor, Sleep Talk, Taunt, Swords Dance, Endeavor, Ice Punch, Iron Tail
- Micchy Kureshima (grapeeater)
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DEERLING, BECAUSE HELL YEAH CALENDEER – P2000
Protect, Agility, Thunder Wave, Wild Charge
- Ken Kaneki (samsa)
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JOLTIK, BECAUSE HIS BATTLING PARTNER IS ARACHNOPHOBIC AND DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THE FLYING SPIDERS ANYMORE – P1000
Protect, Bug Bite, Magnet Rise
- Chie Hori (shuttermouse)
- Schuldig (aufsassig)
- Cobra Commander (cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
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HIPPOPOTAS, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SEE ENOUGH PEOPLE WITH THESE – P3000
Take Down, Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash, Protect, Dig, Earth Power, Earthquake
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ONIX, WHICH PROBABLY DEFY THE JOHTO EQUIVALENT OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION – P6000
Protect, Defense Curl, Rock Polish, Rock Throw, Rollout, Rock Blast, Smack Down, Bulldoze, Stealth Rock, Earthquake, Explosion, Double-Edge
- Rossiu Adai (adai)
- Snake (silentscales)
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AMAURA, BECAUSE OH GOD LOOK AT THEIR EYEBROWS LOOK AT THEM – P3000
Protect, Iron Defense, Icy Wind, Take Down, Avalanche, Blizzard
- Lightning Farron (bylight)
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There probably won't be an IC post; we can just handwave these going out!

Comments

[crouching_sin]

A Yanma for Naoya, please?

[explosivecombat]

Sure thing!

[grapeeater]

And can Micchy pick up a ridiculous Sneasel? He'll... offer to pay a little bit since the move list is so insane.

[explosivecombat]

Oh, don't worry about payment, he likes giving out murderbeasts.

[samsa]

I'd like a Deerling for Kaneki, if that's okay!

[explosivecombat]

Enjoy the calendeer!

[adai]

Could Rossiu get a horrifying Onix?

(AND YOU'D BETTER GET THOSE SPIDERS OUT OR SO HELP HIM)

[explosivecombat]

Yes he can!

(AND HE IS KEEPING THE ONES THAT DON'T SELL SO YOU'D BETTER HOPE THEY DO)

[adai]

Excellent, thank you!

(OH MY GOD KIMBLEE)

[explosivecombat]

(HE JUST SOLD THREE OF THEM IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES YOU'LL PROBABLY BE SAFE)

[sadisticwarfare]

(HE'D BETTER BE HE HATES THOSE STUPID THINGS)

[explosivecombat]

(YES, YES, HE KNOWS...)

(...you know he still has some of them, don't you)

(like he still has some of the flying ones)

(...just saying.)

[sadisticwarfare]

(HE'S GOING TO HURT YOU)

(or at least give you a very stern talking-to about how he doesn't want those spiders anywhere near him)

[shuttermouse]

Can Chie have one of those flying bittyspiders? :|a She wants one so she can train it to spy on people.

[explosivecombat]

All yours.

[aufsassig]

...Okay so apparently Schuldig has gotten it in his head that Duran Duran the Durant is lonely and needs a friend, can he please have a Joltik if there is one still available.

(He is going to name it Electric Barbarella.)

[explosivecombat]

...well for the sake of a name like that I practically have to insist, come on

[aufsassig]

I DON'T KNOW IF HE REALIZES THAT DURAN DURAN-T IS A GIRL

there are two possible outcomes here and one is an unfortunately-named joltik and the other are bug lesbians

[doitrockapella]

Also if there ends up being an Amaura remaining at the end of things, can Carmen adopt it because DINOSAUR DINOSAUR DINOSAUR?

[explosivecombat]

I'll let you know if one's still there, sure.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Okay I have gone back and forth on this, but the idea of flying electric death spider is just too good to pass up on.

So could Cobra please get one of those Joltiks?

[explosivecombat]

You have excellent taste, and the flying electric death spider is yours!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

....okay you realize he's going to use the currently tiny flying spider to keep people on his island in line once it hatches right?

[explosivecombat]

he...you know what, godspeed

[silentscales]

Onix for Snake, please?

[explosivecombat]

Sure thing!

[bylight]

Could I get an Amaura for Lightning please?

[explosivecombat]

It's all yours!

[styxiedust]

Late but hi, I'll take that last Amaura for Botan if that's okay!!

[explosivecombat]

...Oh my god, I thought I responded to this - it's yours!