pokedaycare | And then there was an EXTREME EGG POST*

*NOTE: that means there is a lot of Bad Language™ beneath the cuts, be advised.

Hey, so guess what happens when you and your roster spend the duration of a plot hiding out in your house like a scared five-year-old girl? THAAAAAAT'S RIGHT. The miracle of life has returned to bite Yagyuu in the ass once again. Thus, we have some eggs!

WITH EGG MOVES:
Hover over the image for the Pokemon's name and egg moves!

Carnivine: Leech Seed, Razor Leaf, Sleep Powder, Synthesis, Worry Seed, Vine Whip, Sweet Scent

Carnivine: Leech Seed, Razor Leaf, Sleep Powder, Synthesis, Worry Seed, Vine Whip, Sweet Scent

EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK IT'S A FLYING MAN-EATING PLANT THING

CHECK IT OUT IT'S LIKE A SIX-FOOT NOODLE MADE ENTIRELY OF BADASS

--Astrid (

punchandkiss)

THIS THING IS SO AWESOME IT COMES IN BLUE OR PURPLE FLAVOR, FUCK YEAH

--Shiraishi (

kyoukashotennis)

WITHOUT EGG MOVES:
Hover over the image for the Pokemon's name and...well, its egg moves are gonna be "none" but hey, whatever, feel free to hover over it anyway.

Feebas: No Egg Moves!

HEY FUCK YOU MAN THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY SOMEDAY

--Irisviel (

justicareplica)

IS THAT A GIRAFFE WITH A SECOND HEAD ON ITS ASS YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT IS

SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY IT'S MASTER SPLINTER EXCEPT ALSO A POKEMON

--Emmy (

snapandscoot)

MAN IS IT EVEN LEGAL TO BE THIS ADORABLE HOLY SHIT

--Kimblee (

explosivecombat)

EATS ALL YOUR SHIT, WEARS A KILT, GIVES NO FUCKS

"PICHU"? MORE LIKE "EFF YOU" AMIRITE

--Lacus (

thewhite_symphony)

OH MAN IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF LITTLE MASKED NINJA FIGHTING DOG

--Demyx (

melodicnocturne)

THEY SEE ME SHUCKLIN', THEY HATIN'

WHO THE HELL DOESN'T WANT A HYPNODEER IN THEIR ROSTER I MEAN COME ON NOW

All the eggs herein are COMPLETELY FREE; Yagyuu's just happy to get them gone — though if you're determined to pay him for them, let's be real, it's not like he's gonna say no. Please limit your requests to ONE EGG PER CHARACTER for the time being!

At the moment, there is ONE slot open for each of the aforementioned Pokemon; however, if you're absolutely desperate to get your hands on one of these and that slot is already taken, please feel free to PM me and we'll see if we can work something out to accommodate you!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Would he be willing to give a blue snake dragon thing to his new viking friend? :D

He would! Please enjoy your new noodle dragon, ~~attractive~~ fearsome Viking warrior lady.

Huzzah. *magical handwaves of it being dropped off as she trucks on towards violet?*

I'll probably be making an IC egg post about all this within the next few days, so if you want to hit that up and ask for it, that'll work, or you're welcome to handwave it; I'm perfectly fine with either!