At least he's not dropping them on Celadon.

[twinsanity]

So since Team Rocket is kind of unamused at Alfred just turning several rooms in their base into a breeding emporium (that may or may not have involved a massive lot of bees, sharks, snowflakes and god only knows what else), he is...attempting to sell some of what he's managed to get his Pokémon to produce. Featuring Ponytas, two subsets of Dwebbles (one of which is Sort Of Not Okay), Ralts, Shellos, Joltiks and Durants.

He would prefer trades instead of monetary payment; his roster is here! They don't have to be eggmovetacular or even impressive in the least, as long as it's something he doesn't already have. (No, seriously, somebody could shout him a Wurmple and he would be content with it.) But if your character isn't into the whole breeding thing and/or would just really rather pay him, he will certainly not refuse to take your money and prices can be discussed!

Current selling roster is as follows:


PONYTA, FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPORTATION THAT CAN ALSO SET A GUY ON FIRE AT 30 YARDS
(Ember, Flamethrower, Inferno)
- Petra Ral (scoutingangel; traded for a Flabébé)
- Meridiana Everett (occultigen; traded for a Bidoof that she heroically tripped over)
- Bertholt (bertall; traded for a Binacle)
- Micchy Kureshima (grapeeater; traded for a Drowzee that will not be put to terrifying use at all I promise)
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DWEBBLE 1, BECAUSE...WOW THESE THINGS ARE KIND OF NOT OKAY, ARE THEY
(Toxic, Double Team, Protect, Sleep Talk, Curse, Smack Down, Stealth Rock, Rock Slide, Dig, Rock Tomb, Sandstorm, Stone Edge)
- Kazuichi Banjou (irenicly; traded for a Growlithe)
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DWEBBLE 2, WHICH ARE NOT AS IMMEDIATELY USEFUL AS DWEBBLE 1 BUT THEY'RE CUTE AND HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES
(Sand Attack, Bug Bite, X-Scissor, Dig, Iron Defense)
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RALTS, BECAUSE APPARENTLY LADY AND HIS DITTO ARE WRITING A BAD LOVE STORY
(no egg moves)
- Yasuhiro Hagakure (crystalballer; traded for a ghost from the seventh circle of Ghost Horror Hell Phantump)
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SHELLOS (WEST), FOR ALL YOUR VENOMOUS DIFFICULT-TO-HIT VIKINGSLUG NEEDS
(Toxic, Double Team, Water Pulse, Surf)
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JOLTIK, SINCE HE SHOULD PROBABLY FEEL WORSE ABOUT BREEDING A LEVEL ONE THING THAN HE DOES
(Fury Cutter, Agility, Bug Bite, X-Scissor)
- Jimmy Two-Shoes (awesmazings; traded for a Sentret that surfs oh my god)
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DURANT, BECAUSE HE APPARENTLY REFUSES TO BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS GAME WITH ONE
(no egg moves)
- Schuldig (aufsassig; traded for a Croagunk because this is what friendship looks like)
- Greed (ossifragant; traded for a Tyrunt because oh my god that won't end badly at all)
- Cobra (cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; paid for!)
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IC post will go up a little later today or we can handwave, whichever - just let me know how you're paying the guy and we will be square.

Comments

[twinsanity]

Excellent, I will put them down for both!