Hit the deck, it's the Eggnarok

[worktodo]

Full disclosure: this is the moment I have been waiting for since the day Albert first went on his crusade of collecting the most ridiculous menagerie of Pokemon known to man.

TL;DR, THIS POST IS HUGE TO BURSTING WITH EGGS FROM ALBERT AND HARRY'S ROSTERS. COME GET SOME.

THE EGGS:

AXEW
Leer, Endure, Outrage, Reversal

-- Blake (lieutenantantichrist)
-- Cassie (blundergirl)

BUNEARYGEDDON — NOTE: these are already hatched at time of sale!
Fake Out, Splash, Pound, Defense Curl, Foresight, Endure, Frustration, Quick Attack, Jump Kick, Baton Pass, Agility, Dizzy Punch, After You, Charm, Entrainment, Bounce, Healing Wish, Water Pulse, Iron Tail, Dig, Rest, Grass Knot, Toxic, Protect, Return, Rain Dance, Sunny Day, Double Team, Attract, Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Flamethrower, Rock Smash, Sleep Talk, Snore, Thunder Wave, Swagger

-- Ishimaru (ardent)
-- Skipper (alwaysonline)
-- Yumi (notchinese)
-- Korra (blazekick)
-- Honey (cakelover)
-- Kushina (ghostpepper)

CRYOGONAL
None!

-- Kimblee (explosivecombat)
-- Kayneth (enjoymyatelier)
-- Jack Frost (justanexpression)
-- Jack Frost (justanexpression)
-- Kushina (ghostpepper)

DODUO
Rage, Toxic, Aerial Ace, Fly, Peck, Growl, Fury Attack, Natural Gift, Mirror Move

-- Ash (captainash)

DRILBUR
Scratch, Fury Swipes

-- Hikari (chosen_light_child)
-- Twilight (friendyousohard)

EMOLGA
Tickle, Encore, Charm, Last Resort

-- Tony (arrogantalloy)
-- Skipper (alwaysonline)

FRILLISH
Water Pulse, Hidden Power, Rain Dance, Recover

-- Jack Frost (justanexpression)
-- Sakura (punches)
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GLIGAR
Night Slash, Quick Attack, Agility, Wing Attack, Fury Cutter, Slash, Razor Wind, Double Team, X-Scissor, Swords Dance, Feint

-- Ilya (dressofheaven)
-- Rainbow Dash (bestofthebest)
-- Mondo (diamondo)

HAPPINY
Charm, Sweet Kiss, Metronome

-- Dante (redenzione)

KANGASKHAN
Aqua Tail, Protect, Double Team, Toxic, Sleep Talk, Rain Dance, Sunny Day, Swagger, Rest, Outrage, Substitute

-- Laguna (ragnarok_strike)
-- Ash (captainash)
-- Naegi (superordinary)
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LARVESTA
Struggle Bug, Rest, Bug Bite

-- Akito (akito)

LILEEP
Astonish, Constrict, Acid, Ingrain, Confuse Ray, Amnesia, AncientPower, Gastro Acid

-- Vanille (hipstermark)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)
-- Hope (eagletalons)
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MINCCINO
Toxic, Double Team, Protect, Rain Dance, Thunderbolt, Thunder Wave, Helping Hand, Last Resort, Tail Whip, Sleep Talk, Encore

-- Honey (cakelover)
-- Ash (captainash)
-- Minato (aflashoffaith)
-- Vanille (hipstermark)
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NINCADA
Endure, Night Slash, Double Team, X-Scissor

-- Ishimaru (ardent)
-- Shino (aburame)
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PONYTA
Low Kick, Facade, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Rest, Swagger, Sleep Talk

-- Trance (easy_as_cake)
-- Cassie (blundergirl)
-- Kushina (ghostpepper)
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RELICANTH
Water Gun, AncientPower, Smack Down

-- Hope (eagletalons)

SCRAGGY
Crunch, Roar

-- Yusuke (angerpoints)
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SCYTHER (A)
Night Slash, Quick Attack, Fury Cutter, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Sleep Talk, Bug Bite, Baton Pass, Slash, Swords Dance, U-Turn, X-Scissor

-- Hope (eagletalons)
-- Temeraire (divinewind)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)

SCYTHER (B)
Double Team, Fury Cutter, Swords Dance, Slash, Agility, Baton Pass, X-Scissor

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SHELLOS
Water Pulse, Brine, Rain Dance, Surf

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SHUCKLE
Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Substitute, Bug Bite, Sunny Day

-- Ishimaru (ardent)

SPHEAL
Rest, Snore

-- Asahina (aquatically)
-- Winry (usedwrench)

SPOINK
Rain Dance, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Rest, Snore

-- Sakura (punches)
-- Pinkie Pie (brbmakingfriends)
-- Vanille (hipstermark)
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SWABLU
Pluck, Peck, Growl, Rage, Fury Attack, Pursuit, Uproar, Agility, Fly

-- Chihiro (readapts)
-- Dante (redenzione)
-- Naegi (superordinary)
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TIRTOUGA
Water Gun, Rock Tomb

-- Katara (usedwatergun)
-- Hope (eagletalons)
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TOGEPI (A)
Toxic, Flamethrower, Grass Knot, Rock Smash, Growl, Charm, Metronome, Sweet Kiss, Yawn, Encore, Follow Me, Bestow, Wish, Ancient Power, Safeguard, Baton Pass, Double-Edge, Last Resort, After You

-- Vanille (hipstermark)
-- Ryoji (fullmoonfortune)
-- Ushio (alonelyworld)
-- Katara (usedwatergun)
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TOGEPI (B)
Charm, Fling, Light Screen, Double-Edge

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TYNAMO
None!

-- Chihiro (readapts)
-- Minato (aflashoffaith)
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WHISMUR
Swagger, Roar, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Rest, Zen Headbutt, Thunder Punch, Ice Punch, Fire Punch, Snore, Sleep Talk, Crunch

-- Kushina (ghostpepper)
-- Temeraire (divinewind)
-- Ash (captainash)
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ZORUA
Scratch, Fury Swipes, Dig, Hone Claws, Swords Dance

-- Kato (artfuldestruction)
-- Xemnas (firstnothing)
-- Asahina (aquatically)

SHINY CHANCES:
NOTE: There are three total shiny chances among the pairs listed below (Bonsly/Roggenrola, Chingling/Frillish, Chikorita/Petlil). Rather than rolling in advance to identify which species out of the pair gets the shiny egg, I'll be rolling to determine which one is shiny after people have a chance to claim eggs. Once each pair fills up with claims (or we hit Saturday, August 10, whichever comes first), I'll roll one RNG for both species combined, which will determine which species is shiny and who gets the egg all at once.

BONSLY
Harden, Headbutt, Smack Down, Rock Slide, Stealth Rock, Sandstorm, Explosion

-- Kimblee (explosivecombat)

ROGGENROLA
Block

-- Kato (artfuldestruction)
-- Yumi (notchinese)
-- Sayaka (aheroofjustice)
-- Cassie (blundergirl)
-- Parker (nostabbing)
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-- NO WINNER — WINNING SLOT

CHIKORITA
Leech Seed, Synthesis

-- Tony (arrogantalloy)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)

PETLIL
Ingrain, Natural Gift, Giga Drain, Return, Cut, Energy Ball, Synthesis, Sweet Scent

-- Ryoji (fullmoonfortune) — WINNING SLOT
-- Minoriko (autumnharvest)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)
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CHINGLING
Recover

-- Akito (akito)
-- Aradia (timelymaid)

FRILLISH
None!

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-- NO WINNER — WINNING SLOT
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There will be NO IC POST for this, so you can assume your characters all get their eggs on Saturday, August 10. Also, because Albert and Harry just want the damn things gone (especially the murderous bits of precipitation, just take them, for the love of god), the eggs will be COMPLETELY FREE! However, there are a few stipulations:

• You may claim two eggs per character to begin with; once things start winding down, we'll open it up to a free-for-all, probably.
• Within those two eggs, you may claim EITHER one shiny chance or one fossil (Relicanth counts as a "fossil"!) per character, but not both.

And remember, keep watching this post — if there are eggs left unclaimed after a few days, we'll just open it up to let people take whatever they want! Enjoy! ♥

EGG FREE-FOR-ALL IS NOW OPEN. COME GET STUFF.

Also please note that I did these egg moves and counts over a month ago at 4 in the morning so if there are mistakes somewhere please just let me know so I can remedy them, thanks.

Comments

[alwaysonline]

Buneary and Emolga for Skipper, please!

_{I'm keeping you guys and all this stupidity alive in my heart via doomsday bunnies.}

[worktodo]

All set!

[alwaysonline]

Thanks!