At least he's not dropping them on Celadon.

[twinsanity]

So since Team Rocket is kind of unamused at Alfred just turning several rooms in their base into a breeding emporium (that may or may not have involved a massive lot of bees, sharks, snowflakes and god only knows what else), he is...attempting to sell some of what he's managed to get his Pokémon to produce. Featuring Ponytas, two subsets of Dwebbles (one of which is Sort Of Not Okay), Ralts, Shellos, Joltiks and Durants.

He would prefer trades instead of monetary payment; his roster is here! They don't have to be eggmovetacular or even impressive in the least, as long as it's something he doesn't already have. (No, seriously, somebody could shout him a Wurmple and he would be content with it.) But if your character isn't into the whole breeding thing and/or would just really rather pay him, he will certainly not refuse to take your money and prices can be discussed!

Current selling roster is as follows:


PONYTA, FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPORTATION THAT CAN ALSO SET A GUY ON FIRE AT 30 YARDS
(Ember, Flamethrower, Inferno)
- Petra Ral (scoutingangel; traded for a Flabébé)
- Meridiana Everett (occultigen; traded for a Bidoof that she heroically tripped over)
- Bertholt (bertall; traded for a Binacle)
- Micchy Kureshima (grapeeater; traded for a Drowzee that will not be put to terrifying use at all I promise)
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DWEBBLE 1, BECAUSE...WOW THESE THINGS ARE KIND OF NOT OKAY, ARE THEY
(Toxic, Double Team, Protect, Sleep Talk, Curse, Smack Down, Stealth Rock, Rock Slide, Dig, Rock Tomb, Sandstorm, Stone Edge)
- Kazuichi Banjou (irenicly; traded for a Growlithe)
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DWEBBLE 2, WHICH ARE NOT AS IMMEDIATELY USEFUL AS DWEBBLE 1 BUT THEY'RE CUTE AND HAVE GREAT PERSONALITIES
(Sand Attack, Bug Bite, X-Scissor, Dig, Iron Defense)
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RALTS, BECAUSE APPARENTLY LADY AND HIS DITTO ARE WRITING A BAD LOVE STORY
(no egg moves)
- Yasuhiro Hagakure (crystalballer; traded for a ghost from the seventh circle of Ghost Horror Hell Phantump)
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SHELLOS (WEST), FOR ALL YOUR VENOMOUS DIFFICULT-TO-HIT VIKINGSLUG NEEDS
(Toxic, Double Team, Water Pulse, Surf)
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JOLTIK, SINCE HE SHOULD PROBABLY FEEL WORSE ABOUT BREEDING A LEVEL ONE THING THAN HE DOES
(Fury Cutter, Agility, Bug Bite, X-Scissor)
- Jimmy Two-Shoes (awesmazings; traded for a Sentret that surfs oh my god)
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DURANT, BECAUSE HE APPARENTLY REFUSES TO BE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS GAME WITH ONE
(no egg moves)
- Schuldig (aufsassig; traded for a Croagunk because this is what friendship looks like)
- Greed (ossifragant; traded for a Tyrunt because oh my god that won't end badly at all)
- Cobra (cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; paid for!)
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IC post will go up a little later today or we can handwave, whichever - just let me know how you're paying the guy and we will be square.

Comments

[scoutingangel]

I ... need to figure out this girl's location with Levi's player, so I know what she can trade to him for this, but Petra would be very interested in a Ponyta?♥

[twinsanity]

No worries! I will put that on hold for you; just get back to me here with what you're throwing at him!

[scoutingangel]

Thank you~! How about a Flabebe in return? Or anything else from Cherrygrove area works for me.

[twinsanity]

Oh man, hit him with the flower fairy, I am not at all opposed and he is totally down for Gen 6.

[scoutingangel]

One flower fairy out of the many, that she'll want to catch for herself petra, no, keep it to 2 for now it is then!♥

[occultigen]

As discussed on Plurk, Schuldig (aufsassig) will heroically acquire this man a Croagunk in exchange for a Durant because you know what, the call of the ant cannot be denied.

...Also Meridiana will heroically trip over a Bidoof for him in exchange for a Ponyta egg, if he would like a future world-ender.

[twinsanity]

Excellent, I will put them down for both!

[ossifragant]

As mentioned on plurk, Greed is getting a robot ant. He'll be trading a baby t-rex as I pretend my roster is current because that's precisely what Alfred needs.

In similar "I need to update my roster" news Bajou will ask for a Dwebble because good god that move list. He'll offer up a Growlithe in exchange.

Banjou's won't have any egg moves but Greed's probably will and I need to actually sit down and figure out that part so remind me to give you a correct move list and I will.

[twinsanity]

All right, no problem! I will put you down for that and you can just PP me with the details later.

[bertall]

Bert can trade his Binacle (that he shoved in a box forever) for a Ponyta!

[twinsanity]

HELL YES, HE HAS ACTUALLY WANTED ONE OF THOSE - i mean

Consider it done!

[grapeeater]

Micchy can offer a useless Drowzee for a Ponyta. ... Though he'll probably just go out and catch one rather than trade the one he has. Gotta catch 'em all.

[twinsanity]

Hey, man, useless or not, it's going to be put to good use somehow.

Eventually.

He'll find a way.

Done!

[grapeeater]

It is a psychic hypnotic tapir, I'm sure he'll find a way.

Replicate that episode with a Hypno terrorizing a town.

[awesmazings]

Tossing this up now so I don't forget to later, but

Jimmy is going to shove a surfing ferret Sentret at Alfred for one of those Joltik once I am no longer in breeding hell

[twinsanity]

Excellent, I will put you down!

[crystalballer]

Would Alfred take a ghost from the seventh circle of Ghost Horror Hell for a Ralts egg...

It's a totally harmless Phantump for the record. Cobra blessed him with it.

[twinsanity]

...you know what, he does not discriminate.

Consider it done!

[crystalballer]

You are his savior, Alfred. Bless.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

How much would Alfred want for a Durant?

Cobra's never really tried the whole breeding thing, so he doesn't have any eggs to trade, but he'd be more than willing to pay for some sort of steel terror ant.

[twinsanity]

...He is a fairly simple and straightforward individual who does not want much for his steel terror ant, give him like a thousand and it's yours.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Sounds reasonable!