Hit the deck, it's the Eggnarok

[worktodo]

Full disclosure: this is the moment I have been waiting for since the day Albert first went on his crusade of collecting the most ridiculous menagerie of Pokemon known to man.

TL;DR, THIS POST IS HUGE TO BURSTING WITH EGGS FROM ALBERT AND HARRY'S ROSTERS. COME GET SOME.

THE EGGS:

AXEW
Leer, Endure, Outrage, Reversal

-- Blake (lieutenantantichrist)
-- Cassie (blundergirl)

BUNEARYGEDDON — NOTE: these are already hatched at time of sale!
Fake Out, Splash, Pound, Defense Curl, Foresight, Endure, Frustration, Quick Attack, Jump Kick, Baton Pass, Agility, Dizzy Punch, After You, Charm, Entrainment, Bounce, Healing Wish, Water Pulse, Iron Tail, Dig, Rest, Grass Knot, Toxic, Protect, Return, Rain Dance, Sunny Day, Double Team, Attract, Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Flamethrower, Rock Smash, Sleep Talk, Snore, Thunder Wave, Swagger

-- Ishimaru (ardent)
-- Skipper (alwaysonline)
-- Yumi (notchinese)
-- Korra (blazekick)
-- Honey (cakelover)
-- Kushina (ghostpepper)

CRYOGONAL
None!

-- Kimblee (explosivecombat)
-- Kayneth (enjoymyatelier)
-- Jack Frost (justanexpression)
-- Jack Frost (justanexpression)
-- Kushina (ghostpepper)

DODUO
Rage, Toxic, Aerial Ace, Fly, Peck, Growl, Fury Attack, Natural Gift, Mirror Move

-- Ash (captainash)

DRILBUR
Scratch, Fury Swipes

-- Hikari (chosen_light_child)
-- Twilight (friendyousohard)

EMOLGA
Tickle, Encore, Charm, Last Resort

-- Tony (arrogantalloy)
-- Skipper (alwaysonline)

FRILLISH
Water Pulse, Hidden Power, Rain Dance, Recover

-- Jack Frost (justanexpression)
-- Sakura (punches)
--

GLIGAR
Night Slash, Quick Attack, Agility, Wing Attack, Fury Cutter, Slash, Razor Wind, Double Team, X-Scissor, Swords Dance, Feint

-- Ilya (dressofheaven)
-- Rainbow Dash (bestofthebest)
-- Mondo (diamondo)

HAPPINY
Charm, Sweet Kiss, Metronome

-- Dante (redenzione)

KANGASKHAN
Aqua Tail, Protect, Double Team, Toxic, Sleep Talk, Rain Dance, Sunny Day, Swagger, Rest, Outrage, Substitute

-- Laguna (ragnarok_strike)
-- Ash (captainash)
-- Naegi (superordinary)
--

LARVESTA
Struggle Bug, Rest, Bug Bite

-- Akito (akito)

LILEEP
Astonish, Constrict, Acid, Ingrain, Confuse Ray, Amnesia, AncientPower, Gastro Acid

-- Vanille (hipstermark)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)
-- Hope (eagletalons)
--

MINCCINO
Toxic, Double Team, Protect, Rain Dance, Thunderbolt, Thunder Wave, Helping Hand, Last Resort, Tail Whip, Sleep Talk, Encore

-- Honey (cakelover)
-- Ash (captainash)
-- Minato (aflashoffaith)
-- Vanille (hipstermark)
--
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NINCADA
Endure, Night Slash, Double Team, X-Scissor

-- Ishimaru (ardent)
-- Shino (aburame)
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PONYTA
Low Kick, Facade, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Rest, Swagger, Sleep Talk

-- Trance (easy_as_cake)
-- Cassie (blundergirl)
-- Kushina (ghostpepper)
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RELICANTH
Water Gun, AncientPower, Smack Down

-- Hope (eagletalons)

SCRAGGY
Crunch, Roar

-- Yusuke (angerpoints)
--

SCYTHER (A)
Night Slash, Quick Attack, Fury Cutter, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Sleep Talk, Bug Bite, Baton Pass, Slash, Swords Dance, U-Turn, X-Scissor

-- Hope (eagletalons)
-- Temeraire (divinewind)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)

SCYTHER (B)
Double Team, Fury Cutter, Swords Dance, Slash, Agility, Baton Pass, X-Scissor

--
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SHELLOS
Water Pulse, Brine, Rain Dance, Surf

--
--
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SHUCKLE
Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Substitute, Bug Bite, Sunny Day

-- Ishimaru (ardent)

SPHEAL
Rest, Snore

-- Asahina (aquatically)
-- Winry (usedwrench)

SPOINK
Rain Dance, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Rest, Snore

-- Sakura (punches)
-- Pinkie Pie (brbmakingfriends)
-- Vanille (hipstermark)
--

SWABLU
Pluck, Peck, Growl, Rage, Fury Attack, Pursuit, Uproar, Agility, Fly

-- Chihiro (readapts)
-- Dante (redenzione)
-- Naegi (superordinary)
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TIRTOUGA
Water Gun, Rock Tomb

-- Katara (usedwatergun)
-- Hope (eagletalons)
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TOGEPI (A)
Toxic, Flamethrower, Grass Knot, Rock Smash, Growl, Charm, Metronome, Sweet Kiss, Yawn, Encore, Follow Me, Bestow, Wish, Ancient Power, Safeguard, Baton Pass, Double-Edge, Last Resort, After You

-- Vanille (hipstermark)
-- Ryoji (fullmoonfortune)
-- Ushio (alonelyworld)
-- Katara (usedwatergun)
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TOGEPI (B)
Charm, Fling, Light Screen, Double-Edge

--

TYNAMO
None!

-- Chihiro (readapts)
-- Minato (aflashoffaith)
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WHISMUR
Swagger, Roar, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Rest, Zen Headbutt, Thunder Punch, Ice Punch, Fire Punch, Snore, Sleep Talk, Crunch

-- Kushina (ghostpepper)
-- Temeraire (divinewind)
-- Ash (captainash)
--

ZORUA
Scratch, Fury Swipes, Dig, Hone Claws, Swords Dance

-- Kato (artfuldestruction)
-- Xemnas (firstnothing)
-- Asahina (aquatically)

SHINY CHANCES:
NOTE: There are three total shiny chances among the pairs listed below (Bonsly/Roggenrola, Chingling/Frillish, Chikorita/Petlil). Rather than rolling in advance to identify which species out of the pair gets the shiny egg, I'll be rolling to determine which one is shiny after people have a chance to claim eggs. Once each pair fills up with claims (or we hit Saturday, August 10, whichever comes first), I'll roll one RNG for both species combined, which will determine which species is shiny and who gets the egg all at once.

BONSLY
Harden, Headbutt, Smack Down, Rock Slide, Stealth Rock, Sandstorm, Explosion

-- Kimblee (explosivecombat)

ROGGENROLA
Block

-- Kato (artfuldestruction)
-- Yumi (notchinese)
-- Sayaka (aheroofjustice)
-- Cassie (blundergirl)
-- Parker (nostabbing)
--
-- NO WINNER — WINNING SLOT

CHIKORITA
Leech Seed, Synthesis

-- Tony (arrogantalloy)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)

PETLIL
Ingrain, Natural Gift, Giga Drain, Return, Cut, Energy Ball, Synthesis, Sweet Scent

-- Ryoji (fullmoonfortune) — WINNING SLOT
-- Minoriko (autumnharvest)
-- Trance (easy_as_cake)
--

CHINGLING
Recover

-- Akito (akito)
-- Aradia (timelymaid)

FRILLISH
None!

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-- NO WINNER — WINNING SLOT
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There will be NO IC POST for this, so you can assume your characters all get their eggs on Saturday, August 10. Also, because Albert and Harry just want the damn things gone (especially the murderous bits of precipitation, just take them, for the love of god), the eggs will be COMPLETELY FREE! However, there are a few stipulations:

• You may claim two eggs per character to begin with; once things start winding down, we'll open it up to a free-for-all, probably.
• Within those two eggs, you may claim EITHER one shiny chance or one fossil (Relicanth counts as a "fossil"!) per character, but not both.

And remember, keep watching this post — if there are eggs left unclaimed after a few days, we'll just open it up to let people take whatever they want! Enjoy! ♥

EGG FREE-FOR-ALL IS NOW OPEN. COME GET STUFF.

Also please note that I did these egg moves and counts over a month ago at 4 in the morning so if there are mistakes somewhere please just let me know so I can remedy them, thanks.

Comments

[eagletalons]

LILEEP AND RELICANTH PLS

Because needs more fossils and old pokemon

[worktodo]

Sorry, I should've specified in the post; we're counting Relicanth as a fossil pokemon for this, so consequently:

• Within those two eggs, you may claim EITHER one shiny chance or one fossil per character, but not both.

Gonna have to ask you to pick one or the other!

[ardent]

Can I have one of the members of the Bunearygeddon and one of the Nincadas for Ishimaru, and one of the Cryogonals and a Bonsly for Kimblee if it's not too much trouble?

[worktodo]

MY HEAD IS EXPLODING WITH EGGS

Sure, that looks okay! I'll put him down.

[artfuldestruction]

Roggenrola and Zorua, pretty please!

[worktodo]

Looks fine! Putting him down! o/

[angerpoints]

May I snag one of those Scraggy eggs for Yusuke, please?

[worktodo]

You may! Just one, or would he like a second?

[arrogantalloy]

Emolga and chikorita for Tony if you please ☆

[worktodo]

Can do!

[readapts]

I'd love to grab a Tynamo and a Swablu for Chihiro, please! uwu

[worktodo]

Tynamo is definitely among my favorites in this list - I am so happy to see someone picking one up!

He's got them both. o/

[firstnothing]

Is there still a Zorua in the offering? :|a

[worktodo]

There are still two more Zorua slots open, yes!

[aquatically]

Spheal and Zorua please!

[worktodo]

Just in time for the last Zorua! She's got them both. o/

[alwaysonline]

Buneary and Emolga for Skipper, please!

_{I'm keeping you guys and all this stupidity alive in my heart via doomsday bunnies.}

[worktodo]

All set!

[akito]

..... Emolga and Larvesta, please? '3'

[worktodo]

All the Emolgas are already spoken for, sorry! Can do on the Larvesta, though!

[enjoymyatelier]

Cryogonal for Kayneth, please. Because while he has a fuckton of Pokemon as-is who doesn't need a horrifying angry snowflake.

[worktodo]

Friendzone's progeny are assuredly as bad-tempered and murderous as their progenitor! Probably. Suffice to say, they are murderous bits of precipitation and Albert will not be sorry to see them go.

Though he recommends you chain them up in the yard ~60 feet away from humans.

Except for the part where they can turn into water vapor to hunt so uh.

godspeed, kayneth

godspeed

[justanexpression]

I... I shouldn't do this. I really shouldn't do this, but this is probably my only chance, so I'm going to, anyway.

Can Jack get TWO (yes, TWO) Cryogonals? He's going to see them and be completely entranced (and somehow, I will figure out how to get them harnessed to a sled, yes I will). Hopefully without getting eaten.

And can Trance (easy_as_cake) have the second Shiny-chance Chikorita and a Ponyta? (All her Grass-types are gonna LOVE that.)

[worktodo]

I'd rather Jack took just one to start with to leave more people the chance to grab one if they want, but in the event that we open this up to a free-for-all and there are still unclaimed Cryogonal, you'll be first in line for a second, okay? And if you'd like to grab a second Pokemon for him instead of the second Cryogonal in the meantime, that's just fine too. o/

And Trance should be just fine!

[notchinese]

Could this lovely girl get one of those death Bunearies and a Roggenrola?

[worktodo]

Can do for both!

[meikyuubutterfly]

Wrong journal, but could I get a Buneary and a Roggenrola for Korra blazekick and Spheal for Winry usedwrench?

[worktodo]

Should be all set!

[timelymaid]

A chingling for Aradia, please? And buneary and minccino for honey?

[worktodo]

Man I just did like sixteen updates at once so I hope I didn't get anything wrong there.

THERE YOU GO, YOU ARE SET.

[paladinlost]

Wrong journal, but could Captain Ash get a Minccino and that Doduo?

[worktodo]

Sure, but what is his username? I'm blanking on it.

[chosen_light_child]

Can Hikari get one of the Drilbur?

[worktodo]

She's got it!

[ghostpepper]

Could I get a murderbunny and a Whismur for Kushina, please?

[worktodo]

She has gotten them!

[ragnarok_strike]

Hi there! May Laguna get a Kangaskhan (just the one), and may Vanille (hipstermark) get a Lileep and a Togepi A?

[worktodo]

All set!

[aflashoffaith]

Can Minato get one of the Minccino please?

[worktodo]

Sure thing!

[friendyousohard]

Drilbur for Twilight, Gligar for Ilya (dressofheaven), if you please!

[worktodo]

Got 'em!

[moralitypet]

Wrong account since I'm at work A Spoink and Frillish for Sakura Haruno (punches) please? B)

[worktodo]

Sure thing! Shiny-chance Frillish or unshiny-but-egg-moves Frillish?

[bestofthebest]

A Gligar for Rainbow Dash, and a Roggenrola for Sayaka(aheroofjustice)? Oh-if possible, can Rainbow buy Pinkie Pie (brbmakingfriends) a Spoink?

[worktodo]

Looks fine to me, sure thing! I'm just going to put down "Pinkie Pie" as receiving the Spoink, since in the grand scheme of things that's how it'll play out anyway.

[lieutenantantichrist]

An Axew for Blake, please!

[worktodo]

All his! ENJOY IT.

[fullmoonfortune]

Petilil and Togepi (A) for Ryoji, please! uwu

[worktodo]

He's all set!