Cecil's egg-citing adventures, part who even cares

[paladinlost]

Once upon a time, there was a paladin living peacefully in a lovely Celadon house with his very loving team.

And then the loving team became a little too loving, and peace went right out the window.

Amaura
Ancient Power, Light Screen, Double Team, Iron Tail, Rock Smash, Reflect, Safeguard, Snore, Return
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Axew
Leer, Dragon Rage, Dragon Dance, Toxic, Rain Dance, Return, Rock Smash, Payback
- Neku

Blitzle
Agility, Take Down, Double-Edge, Rest, Return, Double Team, Toxic
- North
- Lockon
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Budew
Giga Drain, Natural Gift, Seed Bomb, Sleep Powder, Synthesis, Stun Spore, Mega Drain, Cut, Return, Energy Ball, Swords Dance
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Carbink
None
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Castform
Sunny Day, Attract, Captivate, Energy Ball, Return, Toxic, Protect
- Naoya

Caterpie
Bug Bite
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Chespin
Leech Seed, Take Down, Energy Ball, Nature Power, Solar Beam, Cut, Rock Smash, Grass Knot, Return, Toxic, Sunny Day
- Schuldig
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Chikorita
Ancient Power, Light Screen, Return, Round, Nature Power
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Cleffa
Magical Leaf, Encore, Sweet Kiss, Metronome, Wish, Return, Safeguard, Flamethrower, Seismic Toss, Water Pulse
- Serah
- North
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Cubchoo
Endure, Ice Punch, Rock Smash, Strength, Return, Dig, Power-Up Punch
- York
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Deerling
Swagger, Snore, Return, Light Screen, Flash, Rest
- Carolina

Deino
Ice Fang, Bite, Outrage, Rain Dance, Strength, Rock Smash, Return, Dark Pulse, Dragon Pulse
- Nowi

Dratini
Dragon Dance, Dragon Rush, Iron Tail, Twister, Dragon Rage, Aqua Tail, Hyper Beam, Return, Whirlpool, Waterfall, Surf, Dragon Pulse, Icy Wind, Swagger, Double Team, Incinerate
- Ming
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Ekans
Bite, Scary Face, Iron Tail, Double Team, Strength, Swagger, Return, Protect, Sleep Talk
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Feebas
Haze, Mist, Mud Sport, Return, Surf, Waterfall, Whirlpool, Rain Dance, Iron Tail
- Xion
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Finneon
Aqua Tail, Flail, Splash, Rain Dance, Whirlpool, Bounce, Toxic, Ice Beam, Surf, Waterfall, Return, Brine, Payback
- Ginti
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Froakie
Water Pulse, Toxic, Return, Protect, Icy Wind, Ice Beam, Double Team
- Xion
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Goomy A
Dragon Breath, Dragon Pulse, Return, Iron Tail, Round
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Goomy B
Bide, Return, Rock Slide, Double Team
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Happiny
Return, Hail, Sunny Day, Rain Dance, Headbutt, Fire Blast, Thunder Wave
- North

Heracross
Megahorn, Return, Rain Dance, Aerial Ace, Focus Punch, Toxic
- Kaneki
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Honedge
Metal Sound, Shadow Sneak, Fury Cutter, Pursuit, Autotomize, Aerial Ace, Retaliate, Slash, Iron Defense, Night Slash, Power Trick, Iron Head, Sacred Sword, Return, Cut, Rock Smash, False Swipe, Brick Break, Swagger
- Naki
- Botan
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Houndour
Nasty Plot, Punishment, Faint Attack, Embargo, Foul Play, Return, Counter, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Dark Pulse, Sleep Talk, Substitute, Flamethrower, Shadow Ball
- Wirt
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Lapras A
Horn Drill, Whirlpool, Surf, Strength, Rock Smash, Return, Dragon Pulse, Thunderbolt, Iron Tail
- Naminé

Lapras B
Mist, Rain Dance, Return, Surf, Waterfall, Whirlpool, Rock Smash, Strength, Iron Tail
- Roxas

Ledyba
Bide, Screech, Return, Aerial Ace, Dig
- Jimmy
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Lileep
Tickle, Ancient Power, Return, Protect, Substitute, Stealth Rock, Sandstorm
- Meridiana

Litleo
Crunch, Return, Dig, Rock Smash, Strength
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Litwick
Confuse Ray, Will-O-Wisp, Curse, Return, Shadow Ball, Energy Ball
- Rise
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Lunatone
None
- Tsukiyama
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Magikarp
None
- Tobias
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Mienfoo
Knock Off, Swift, Strength, Rock Smash, Stone Edge, Return, Aerial Ace, Poison Jab, Swords Dance, Dig
- Ginti
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Nidoran F/M
Take Down, Crunch, Headbutt, Echoed Voice, Return, Rock Smash, Strength, Dig, Sunny Day, Facade
- Naminé
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Omanyte
Return, Smack Down, Toxic
- Lockon

Onix A
Stealth Rock, Double Team, Return, Headbutt, Protect, Rollout, Toxic
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Onix B
Rollout, Stealth Rock, Facade, Return, Rock Smash, Rest, Substitute
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Petilil A
Ingrain, Natural Gift, Growth, Sleep Powder, Mega Drain, Stun Spore, Giga Drain, Return, Cut, Energy Ball, Synthesis, Worry Seed
- Tsukiyama
- Ronald

Petilil B
Ingrain, Growth, Leech Seed, Return, Cut, Energy Ball, Safeguard
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Ralts A
Return, Headbutt, Sunny Day, Rain Dance, Thunderbolt, Shadow Ball, Shock Wave
- Mustang
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Ralts B
Thunder Wave, Charge Beam, Thunderbolt, Return
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Shinx
Double Kick, Take Down, Return, Toxic, Thunder Wave, Wild Charge
- Serah
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Snorunt
Rollout, Return, Toxic
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Swablu
Dragon Pulse, Return, Toxic, Protect, Rain Dance, Ice Beam
- North
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Tangela A
Sleep Powder, Absorb, Growth, Mega Drain, Stun Spore, Giga Drain, Natural Gift, Toxic, Cut, Return, Double Team
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Tangela B
Giga Drain, Mega Drain, Natural Gift, Absorb, Growth, Stun Spore, Sweet Scent, Return, Cut, Toxic
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Trapinch
Earth Power, Fury Cutter, Double-Edge, Return, Rock Smash, Strength
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Tynamo
None
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Tyrunt
Bide, Return, Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash, Earthquake, Iron Tail
- Carolina

Vulpix
Captivate, Feint Attack, Spite, Dark Pulse, Swift, Sleep Talk, Substitute, Toxic, Protect, Double Team, Return
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Wooper
Mud Sport, Rain Dance, Ice Beam, Captivate, Attract, Protect, Surf, Waterfall, Toxic, Mud-Slap, Return, Snore, Whirlpool, Water Pulse, Double Team
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Zorua
Counter, Dark Pulse, Faint Attack, Foul Play, Embargo, Nasty Plot, Roar, Return
- Rossiu

Caterpies and Magikarps are P500; Carbinks, Lunatones and Tynamos are P1000; everything else is P1500. No limit per character or player, IC post to come this week right here! Get them while they're hot!