So many little abominations

[paladinlost]

For months, Cecil has been telling himself that it's been too long since his Pokémon last decided to smother him in eggs. That they have to be planning something, because they can't possibly have decided that chastity is the new cool thing.

Cecil was right.


Axew
Leer, Dragon Rage, Dragon Dance, Toxic, Rain Dance, Return, Rock Smash
- Korra

Blitzle
Double-Edge, Double Kick, Sand-Attack, Take Down, Return, Toxic, Thunder Wave
- Korra
-

Castform
Water Pulse, Ice Beam, Headbutt, Return, Thunderbolt
-

Caterpie
Bug Bite
-
-
-

Chespin
Defense Curl, Rollout, Cut, Strength, Rock Smash, Return, Gyro Ball, Aerial Ace, Stone Edge, Poison Jab, Swords Dance, Dig
-
-

Chikorita
Ancient Power, Ingrain, Vine Whip, Wring Out, Poison Powder, Natural Gift, Giga Drain, Return, Cut, Energy Ball, Synthesis, Swords Dance
- Alphonse
-
-

Cleffa A
Magical Leaf, Encore, Sweet Kiss, Metronome, Wish, Return, Safeguard, Flamethrower, Seismic Toss, Water Pulse
- Alphonse
-

Cleffa B
Return, Headbutt, Sunny Day, Rain Dance, Fire Blast
-
-

Cubchoo
Night Slash, Sleep Talk, Fury Swipes, Hone Claws, Return, Substitute, Rock Smash, Cut
- Anna
- Korra

Deerling
Return, Double Team, Light Screen
-

Deino
Dragon Breath, Dragon Pulse, Body Slam, Outrage, Return, Toxic, Protect, Rain Dance, Strength, Rock Smash
- Rideaux

Delibird
Aurora Beam, Ice Beam, Captivate, Rain Dance, Attract, Protect, Toxic, Mud-Slap, Icy Wind, Snore, Swift, Water Pulse, Return, Icy Wind
-

Ekans
Bite, Scary Face, Iron Tail, Double Team, Strength, Swagger, Return, Protect
-
-

Feebas
Water Pulse, Toxic, Return, Protect, Ice Beam, Icy Wind, Double Team
- Alphonse
-

Froakie
Cut, Strength, Rock Smash, Surf, Waterfall, Return, Ice Beam, Aerial Ace
- Korra
-

Growlithe
Iron Tail, Crunch, Double-Edge, Flare Blitz, Heat Wave, Ember, Odor Sleuth, Fire Fang, Flamethrower, Strength, Rock Smash, Return
-

Happiny
Sweet Kiss, Return, Safeguard, Last Resort, Metronome, Flamethrower, Water Pulse
- Kirikou

Honedge
Metal Sound, Shadow Sneak, Fury Cutter, Pursuit, Autotomize, Aerial Ace, Retaliate, Slash, Iron Defense, Night Slash, Power Trick, Iron Head, Sacred Sword, Return, Cut, Rock Smash, False Swipe, Brick Break
- Saber
- Saber
- Luke
-
-

Houndour
Fire Fang, Reversal, Roar, Bite, Odor Sleuth, Flamethrower, Crunch, Iron Tail, Double Team, Swift, Rock Smash, Return, Sunny Day, Rest, Snore, Mud-Slap, Thunder Fang, Toxic
-
-

Lapras A
Surf, Strength, Waterfall, Rock Smash, Dragon Dance, Horn Drill, Safeguard, Hyper Beam, Thunderbolt, Iron Tail, Return, Ice Beam, Whirlpool
-

Lapras B
Ancient Power, Avalanche, Freeze-Dry, Mist, Ice Beam, Icy Wind, Round, Hail, Return, Rock Smash, Thunderbolt
- Lancer

Larvesta
Bug Bite, Return, Safeguard
-

Lileep
Tickle, AncientPower, Return, Protect, Substitute
- Bandou
-

Litwick
Night Shade, Will-O-Wisp, Hex, Curse, Shadow Ball, Pain Split, Toxic, Dark Pulse, Return, Double Team, Swagger
- Rei
-
-

Magikarp
Tackle
-
-
-
-
-

Mienfoo
Endure, Feint, Low Kick, Me First, Force Palm, Quick Guard, Reversal, Aura Sphere, Calm Mind, Return, Poison Jab, Stone Edge
- Gundam
- Emmy

Nidoran F
Double Kick, Poison Sting, Helping Hand, Toxic Spikes, Flatter, Focus Energy, Cut, Strength, Rock Smash, Return, Poison Jab, Captivate, Thunderbolt, Iron Tail
-
-

Nidoran M
Double Kick, Poison Sting, Helping Hand, Toxic Spikes, Flatter, Cut, Strength, Rock Smash, Return, Poison Jab, Captivate, Thunderbolt, Iron Tail
- Yusuke

Petilil A
Ingrain, Natural Gift, Growth, Sleep Powder, Mega Drain, Stun Spore, Giga Drain, Return, Cut, Energy Ball, Synthesis
- Lancer
- Celes
-

Petilil B
Ingrain, Growth, Leech Seed, Return, Cut
-
-

Ralts A
Shadow Sneak, Will-O-Wisp, Shadow Ball, Toxic, Grudge, Thunderbolt, Snatch, Return, Double Team, Swagger, Icy Wind, Headbutt, Flash
- Alphonse
-

Ralts B
Confuse Ray, Destiny Bond, Will-O-Wisp, Return, Shadow Ball
-
-

Riolu
Low Kick, Vacuum Wave, Force Palm, Rock Smash, Strength, Return, Dig
- Parker

Sandshrew
Crush Claw, Rapid Spin, Rollout, Eathquake, Return, Rock Smash, Cut, Strength, Shadow Claw
-

Shinx
Leer, Bite, Roar, Crunch, Fire Fang, Take Down, Iron Tail, Strength, Double Team, Swift, Return, Snore, Rest, Helping Hand, Headbutt, Mud-Slap, Toxic, Thunder Fang
- Carmen
-

Snorunt
Return, Weather Ball, Hail, Blizzard, Headbutt, Rain Dance, Shadow Ball
- Kato
-

Swablu
Agility, Dragon Rush, Fly, Safeguard, Roost, Return, Ice Beam, Mud-Slap, Aerial Ace
- Saber plz adopt me
-
-

Tyrunt
Dragon Dance, Dragon Tail, Earthquake, Horn Drill, Strength, Rock Smash, Return, Iron Tail, Aerial Ace
-
-

Zorua
Counter, Dark Pulse, Fury Swipes, Toxic, Protect, Grass Knot, Rest, Return, Cut
- Luke


All eggs are P1000, except for the Caterpies and Magikarps which are P500. No egg limits per character! IC post to come soon right here.

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

SORDS!!!!!!!!!!!

/keeps an eye out on this post for Reasons

[paladinlost]

Cecil is the resident sword dealer. True fact.

[ex_cashcow493]

he's a pretty good sword dealer tbh

I'm kind of interested in a Swablu but gon wait to see who all else wants one since you know... two swords already /o/

but Altaria.....

[paladinlost]

Hey, there's three of them. That's enough to go around!

[ex_cashcow493]

/chinhands at

Maaaaaaaybe. I wanted to get her one for a while before I dropped last time cause IT'S SO FLUFF so!!

[paladinlost]

Look at that sweet little fluffy Swablu. Look at it.

[doitrockapella]

CAN CARMEN PLEASE HAVE A SHINX

...also good lord this must've been a herculean effort putting this together, well done

[paladinlost]

SURE SHE CAN

Hahaha, actually this is nothing, I already have this Word file with every potential egg moveset for each of my Pokémon. There's 19 of them just for Shinx.

[angerpoints]

HEYO, could Yusuke snag that Nidoran M, please? c:

[paladinlost]

One poison bunny, one!

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Could Gundam get a Mienfoo?

[paladinlost]

Sure thing!

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Thanks!

[nostabbing]

Could Parker grab that Riolu, please?

[paladinlost]

Yes~ she~ can~!

[loveisanopendoor]

ANNA WILL GLADLY TAKE THAT CUBCHOO, IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT........

[paladinlost]

Yep yep yep it is!

[evilfrenzy]

Could Rideaux go for the Deino, please? c:

[paladinlost]

Don't let it bite him too much!

[fony]

Both the sword and the Zorua are tempting. :|

/STARES AGGRESSIVELY AT LIST

Can Luke get one of each? One Honedge and the one Zorua?

LAST EDIT I SWEAR.

[paladinlost]

Of course he can have them both~!

[fony]

Yesss

He needs to stop wasting his money on baby Pokémon.

[katostrophic]

Could Kato get a Snorunt and Emmy (fauxtographs) get that last Mienfoo?

[paladinlost]

One Snorunt and one Mienfoo, coming right up!

[divinitea]

Whoops, back again! Could I complete the trifecta and get a Petilil A for Celes here?

[paladinlost]

Enjoy your little plant lady!

[chickshades]

After their convo, Bandou totally needs that Lileep. If that's cool with you :)

[paladinlost]

It is indeed totally cool! :)

[solas_ion]

you know what's awesome

cute shit

cecil would you like to hook your knightpal up with a lapras (b) and petilil (a)

[paladinlost]

Fun fact: three more weeks and that Lapras would have had Hyper Beam and Blizzard, too.

[solas_ion]

what kind of madness are you spawning here

[paladinlost]

Just wait until the dad gets more TMs and Move Tutor moves. It'll be beautiful.

[goestoextremes]

Wait, why aren't you putting egg limits... Korra needs egg limits, or she goes to extremes with these... uh.

Would it be too much to ask for an Axew, Blitzle, Cubchoo and Froakie to this girl here? :x

[paladinlost]

There is no such thing as too much! Take them all!

[armoredsoul]

oh my god SO MANY NICE THINGS

Can Al get a Chikorita, Cleffa A, and Ralts A? Debating on a Feebas, too......

[paladinlost]

Yep, yep, yep and dooooo iiiiiiiit!

[armoredsoul]

aaaa okay! It's too good to resist! At least Cecil is making mad bank off this fiasco.

[paladinlost]

This egg madness has to be good for something, after all.

[esthetically]

Litwick for Rei, please!

[paladinlost]

Have fun with your little soul-stealing candle of doom!

[esthetically]

Rei's life is an endless sea of suffering. YAY CANDLES!!

...crying, candles