A SCIENTIFIC EGGSTRAVAGANZA

[enjoymyatelier]

Hahahaha breeders actually breeding things, what a novel concept, am I right? Anyway, Kayneth's attempting another round of breeding experiments, which means a pretty wide variety of eggs up for sale! There are a lot, seriously!

There's a nice bonus to these eggs, too! If your character is willing to give status reports on the Pokemon they buy when they hatch, Kayneth will give them a discount! Status reports can either be handwaved or played out, but they can drive the price down to 75% of the original if they go for it.

AND NOW, TO THE EGGS!

Hoothoot P200
Peck, Night Shade, Roost, Psychic, Tailwind, Psycho Shift
1. Carmen Sandiego
2.
3.
4.

Natu P400
Roost, Synchronoise, Zen Headbutt, Psycho Shift
1. Nagi Naoe
2.

Mareep P400
Double Team, Rest
1.
2.
3.

Frillish P600
Recover, Hidden Power, Psychic, Pain Split
1. Vanellope von Schweetz
2. Ryner Lute
3.
4.

Solosis P600
Recover, Rain Dance, Night Shade
1.

Misdreavus P1000
Hex, Shadow Ball, Grudge, Attract, Embargo, Curse, Screech, Shadow Sneak, Spite, Sucker Punch, Trick
1. Cu Chulainn
2.
3.

Shuppet P1000
Spite, Hex, Shadow Ball, Grudge, Attract, Payback, Astonish, Confuse Ray, Pain Split
1. Gamzee Makara

Petilil P400
Growth, Leaf Storm
1. Juniper Woods
2.
3.
4.

Nidoran P200
Thunder
1. Harime Nui
2.

Nidoran P200
Double Kick, Focus Energy
1.
2.
3.

Torchic P500
Strength, Rock Smash, Helping Hand
1. Asami Sato

Sigilyph P600
Protect, Double Team, Pluck, Ancientpower
1. Frank Archer
2.

Archen P800
Tailwind
1. Jimmy Two-Shoes
2. Frank Archer

Cyndaquil P600
Ember, Flamethrower, Flame Burst, Flare Blitz, Reversal
1. Alphonse Elric
2.
3.
4.

Litwick P600
Night Shade, Confuse Ray, Will O’ Wisp, Hex, Curse, Attract
1. Neku Sakuraba
2. Dist
3.

Duskull P1000
Night Shade, Confuse Ray, Curse, Will O’ Wisp, Hex, Shadow Ball, Imprison, Memento, Pain Split
1. Chiaki Nanami

Houndour P500
Bite, Fire Fang, Fire Spin, Smog, Fire Blast
1. Red
2.
3.
4.

Comments

[lullabytes]

duskull for nanami? :0

[enjoymyatelier]

Sure, go for it!

[envy_the_sinners]

Wrong journal because mobile, but can Asami grab the torchic?

[enjoymyatelier]

Of course! FIGHTING TYPES HOOOOO

[awesmazings]

Could Jimmy get an Archen, please? c:

And if possible could Nagi get a Natu, as well?

[enjoymyatelier]

Both are free, so definitely!

[codpieces]

can gamzee snatch the shuppet? :o)

[enjoymyatelier]

I am excited by the prospect of these chucklevoodoos, but also terrified.

[codpieces]

i have been waiting for this forever you don't even know

this is going to be horrible...............

[enjoymyatelier]

the best kind of horrible

...okay I have to ask, is Gamzee going to go for the Science Discount because Kayneth trying to decipher a "report" by him would be hilarious

[codpieces]

that can be so arranged that he will be sorry he ever met him

so yes challenge accepted and this will happen >:o)

[enjoymyatelier]

excellent, I am so pleased.

[sadisticwarfare]

Can I snag a Sigilyph for Archer?

[enjoymyatelier]

Have fun with your weird Nazca thing!

[sadisticwarfare]

SO IT'S BEEN AWHILE AND THAT SECOND ARCHEN HASN'T BEEN SNATCHED YET.........

no seriously Archer needs an Archen for stupid reasons, can he have it

(also eyeing the last Litwick I'M SORRY)

[enjoymyatelier]

EXCELLENT and do it.

[scratchitti]

May I have a Litwick for Neku here?

[enjoymyatelier]

Of course! Have fun with that, dead kid.

[ortion]

God Kayneth why is your taste in Pokemon so good Dist would love so many of these.

Since they talked about them, could Dist get a Litwick? c: Kayneth can expect a report as per usual.

[enjoymyatelier]

Ghosts, man. Ghosts are cool as shit.

And yes, of course!

[armoredsoul]

A Cyndaquil for Al, maybe?

[enjoymyatelier]

Excellent, he's down for one!

[suncrushed]

Could Juniper get a Petilil, please?

[enjoymyatelier]

Most certainly!

[rarestcandy]

Frillish for Vanellope, please?

She'd be up for the discount, but probably...forget about reports a lot... Reports are boring...

[enjoymyatelier]

...at least try...

[rarestcandy]

"It is pink and/or blue"

"Funny bubbly noises"

"Still pink and/or blue"

A+????

[enjoymyatelier]

...where's that "you didn't even try at all" sticker

[scizor_sister]

Are the Nidoran male or female?

Wrong journal because phone

[thejusticewagon]

On the basis of Nidoran are Fucking Weird, I'd say you can pick, but the one with Thunder was bred from a male and the other ones were bred from a female.

Gender-picking via coin toss it is, then.

[scizor_sister]

Can Nui get one of the Thunder Nidoran? She'd be willing to do the reports, I'd think.

"Day 5, Porcu-mouse Thing killed a bunch of other things. It was amazing."

[enjoymyatelier]

...it sounds like it'll be better than some of the reports he'll be getting, let's put it that way

[ladywithnovoice]

...I told myself I wasn't going to do this but then you actually put the post up and I guess somehow that was the breaking point

A Houndour for Red! She'll do the report and everything, it'll like being in college all over. I'll make them IC too because it seems fun.

[enjoymyatelier]

Get every doge. Do it.

and yessss, reports

[ladywithnovoice]

It's happening and she doesn't know how to stop, the dog army is happening

[tearsofademon]

/pops in late-ish

Can Ryner get a Frillish egg please?

He won't bother asking for a discount but he'll send reports anyway, because that way he can justify this to himself as helping Kayneth out.

[enjoymyatelier]

Certainly! AND REPORTS, YES, GOOD...

[solas_ion]

hey nerd

hook lancer up with a misdreavus and a reason to regularly pester you

[enjoymyatelier]

only if lancer shoves him in a locker

[solas_ion]

'DAY 5:

HEY SHITFUCK

YOU SOLD ME A FUCKING DEMON'

and then comes the locker