He doesn't know the meaning of overkill...

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It's that time again! Archer is having another egg sale! Only this time both his and Kimblee's Pokemon collections have grown, and Archer's gotten access to Isaac's Pokemon as well (since he's always hanging out with Kimblee anyway...). Below the cut are 90+ different types of Pokemon eggs! Yeah, he went a bit overboard.

The prices are fairly low to try to undercut the breeding center and breeders out there because Archer's a jerk. He'll be posting a private message to all Team Rocket members - if they reply on the Rocket network they get half off! He likes sucking up to his fellow Rockets, okay. :|

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. Ten of these Pokemon will be microchipped - they'll be more energetic and loyal to Team Rocket instead of their trainer. They'll listen to the trainer of course, but Team Rocket orders will take precedence. The microchip allows Team Rocket to keep track of the Pokemon's location as well! The microchipped Pokemon will already be hatched; just trade Archer a Weedle or something (though he wouldn't mind a Pokemon he doesn't have and might cut the price a little for you)! There are ten Pokemon microchipped in the list below (they're the ones that come knowing all their moves + egg moves in some cases); please do not claim these if you don't want your Pokemon microchipped! Rockets will not be able to claim the microchipped Pokemon (but let Archer know if you're interested in one of them and he'll see if he can breed you one - for a price, of course).

Let me know which one(s) you're interested in below! I'd prefer to keep one microchipped Pokemon per mun if that's possible! The post will go up in a week!

ZUBAT (A) P2,000
Gust, Hypnosis, Whirlwind, Fly, Protect
1.

ZUBAT (B) P2,000
Faint Attack, Nasty Plot, Pursuit, Astonish, Wing Attack, Haze, Protect, Roost, Fly
1.

MURKROW (A) P2,000
Confuse Ray, Screech, Wing Attack, Astonish, Haze, Protect, Fly
1.

MURKROW (B) P2,000
Brave Bird, Whirlwind, Wing Attack, Fly, Strength, Aerial Ace
1.

HOUNDOOM P500
Feint, Nasty Plot, Protect
1.

ABRA P500
Protect
1.

PORYGON P1,000
None
1.

EEVEE (A) P1,000
Charm, Protect
1. Reid
2. Vriska

EEVEE (B) P3,000
Stored Power, Synchronoise
1.

PICHU P1,000
Charge, Protect, Discharge
1.

SKORUPI P1,000
Agility, Poison Tail, Screech
1. Reaver

GASTLY P1,000
Astonish, Disable, Grudge, Haze, Scary Face, Protect, Night Shade, Hex, Curse, Shadow Ball, Destiny Bond
1.

GLAMEOW P1,000
Bite, Last Resort, Quick Attack, Sand-Attack, Tail Whip
1.

SHINX P1,000
Fire Fang, Helping Hand, Quick Attack
1.
2.

PAWNIARD P2,000
Psycho Cut, Protect
1.
2.

MEOWTH P1,000
Assist, Charm, Hypnosis, Protect, Bite, Fake Out, Faint Attack, Fury Swipes, Attract
1.
2.

FEEBAS P1,000
Haze, Protect
1.
2.

LITWICK P1,500
Haze, Protect, Hex, Curse, Shadow Ball, Night Shade, Will-O-Wisp
1. Kayneth

AUDINO P3,000
Bestow, Encore, Wish, Yawn, Flamethrower, Shadow Ball
1.
2.

BELDUM P2,000
None
1. Shirou

SCYTHER P5,000 already microchipped - both
Night Slash, Razor Wind, Vacuum Wave, Quick Attack, Leer, Focus Energy, Pursuit, False Swipe, Agility, Wing Attack, Fury cutter, Slash, Double Team, X-Scissor, Double Hit, Air Slash, Swords Dance, Feint
1.
2.

SKARMORY P1,000
Brave Bird, Whirlwind, Fly, Strength
1. Athrun
2.

NATU P1,000
Faint Attack, Haze, Sucker Punch, Fly, Protect, Roost
1.

COMBEE P500
None
1.

SNIVY P1,000
Glare, Protect
1. Utau
2.

GOLETT P2,000
None
1. Kato

SEWADDLE P1,000
Agility, Air Slash, Razor Wind
1. Iri

DRATINI P1,000
Aqua Jet
1.

SEVIPER P1,500
Spit Up, Stockpile, Swallow, Protect
1. Lucifer

TRUBBISH P1,000
Curse, Haze, Protect
1.

ZORUA P2,000
Detect, Sucker Punch, Captivate, Payback
1. Bartz
2. Karkat

TENTACOOL P1,000
Acupressure, Knock Off, Protect
1.
2.

YAMASK P2,000
Imprison, Memento, Protect, Shadow Ball, Night Shade, Curse, Hex
1.
2.

VENIPEDE P5,000 already microchipped - both
Defense Curl, Rollout, Poison Sting, Screech, Pursuit, Protect, Poison Tail, Bug Bite, Venoshock, Agility, Steamroller, Toxi, Rock Climb, Double-Edge, Protect
1.
2.

SIGILYPH P3,000
Psycho Shift, Stored Power, Protect, Fly, Return, Steel Wing, Psychic
1. Crow
2.

RALTS (A) P3,000 already microchipped
Growl, Confusion, Double Team, Teleport, Lucky Chant, Magical Leaf, Heal Pulse, Calm Mind, Psychic, Imprison, Future Sight, Charm, Hypnosis, Dream Eater, Stored Power
1.

RALTS (B) P2,000
Confuse Ray, Destiny Bond, Disable, Protect
1.

EKANS P1,000
Poison Fang, Poison Tail, Protect, Return, Captivate, Dark Pulse
1.

DROWZEE P500
Protect
1.

SPIRITOMB P1,000
Destiny Bond, Grudge, Protect, Curse
1.

SWINUB P5,000 already microchipped - both
Tackle, Odor Sleuth, Mud Sport, Powder Snow, Mud-Slap, Endure, Mud Bomb, Icy Wind, Ice Shard, Take Down, Earthquake, Mist, Blizzard, Amnesia, AncientPower, Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash, Protect, Hail, Dig, Take Down
1. Armstrong
2. Riku

VULPIX P5,000 already microchipped - both
Ember, Tail Whip, Roar, Quick Attack, Fire Spin, Confuse Ray, Imprison, Flame Burst, Safeguard, Will-O-Wisp, Payback, Flamethrower, Captivate, Inferno, Grudge, Extrasensory, Fire Blast, Protect, Dark Pulse, Energy Ball, Return, Rest
1.
2.

ABSOL P3,000
Strength, Quick Attack, Captivate, Will-O-Wisp, Payback, Flamethrower, Fire Blast
1.
2.

ONIX P3,000
Explosion, Strength, Rock Polish, Rock Throw, Earthquake, Double-Edge, Stone Edge
1. Dist
2.

VENONAT P1,000
Toxic Spikes, Bug Bite, Protect, Poison Fang, Venoshock
1.
2.

DEERLING P1,500
Energy Ball, Return, Rest, Safeguard
1.
2.

DRIFLOON P1,000
Protect, Double Team, Calm Mind, Psychic
1.

TRAPINCH P1,000
Strength, Protect, Bug Bite
1.

YANMA P1,000
Double-Edge, Pursuit, Protect
1.
2.

GROWLITHE P1,500
Flare Blitz, Thrash
1.

GEODUDE P1,500
Autotomize, Curse, Protect
1.

VOLTORB P500
None
1.

SHELLDER P1,500
Barrier, BubbleBeam, Screech, Water Pulse, Protect, Surf
1.

STARYU P500
None
1.

SKITTY P1,500
Baton Pass, Last Resort, Wish, Shadow Ball
1.
2.

PINECO P1,000
Double-Edge
1.

NUMEL P2,000
AncientPower, Scary Face, Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash, Earthquake
1.

TOGEPI P2,000
Mirror Move, Psychic, Protect
1.

RHYHORN P2,000
Crunch, Fire Fang, Protect, Iron Tail, Swagger, Rock Smash, Strength
1.
2.

TURTWIG P1,000
Growth, Protect
1.

PETILIL P1,500
GrassWhistle, Ingrain, Synthesis, Swagger
1.
2.

SHELLOS P1,000
Spit Up, Stockpile, Swallow
1.

VANILLITE P1,000
Autotomize, Protect
1. Grit

MAGIKARP P100
None
1.

LARVESTA (A) P5,000
Foresight, Zen Headbutt
1.

LARVESTA (B) P10,000 already microchipped
Ember, String Shot, Leech Life, Take Down, Flame Charge, Bug Bite, Double-Edge, Flame Wheel, Bug Buzz, Amnesia, Thrash, Flare Blitz
1.

MINCINNO P1,000
Endure, Mud-Slap, Dig
1. Winry
2. Albert

LUNATONE P500
None
1. Grit

STUNKY P1,500
Crunch, Return, Rest, Protect, Captivate, Payback
1.

SNEASEL P1,000
Bite, Fake Out, Protect
1. Cobra

POLIWAG P1,000
Endeavor, Mud Shot
1.

LAPRAS P2,000
Dragon Dance, Protect
1. Joshua
2.

KABUTO P2,000
BubbleBeam, Mud Shot, Strength, Surf, Water Pulse, Dive
1.
2.

SQUIRTLE P2,000
Refresh, Flail, Water Pulse, Protect, Captivate, Rain Dance, Attract
1.

GIRAFARIG P2,000
Razor Wind, Thunderbolt
1.
2.

CHARMANDER P1,000
Protect
1.

CRYOGONAL P3,000
None
1. Kato

GIBLE P1,500
Twister, Captivate, Rain Dance, Attract
1.

MUDKIP P1,000
AncientPower, Surf
1.

TORCHIC P1,500
Baton Pass, Last Resort, Protect
1.

OSHAWOTT P1,500
Assurance, Night Slash, Protect
1. Ren

SNORUNT P1,500
Avalanche, Weather Ball
1.

CRANIDOS P1,500
Crunch, Thrash, Strength
1.
2.

LARVITAR P1,500
AncientPower, Assurance, Pursuit, Strength
1. Sion

RIOLU P1,000
Crunch, Protect
1.

TOTODILE P1,500
AncientPower, Aqua Jet, Strength, Surf
1.

AERODACTYL P2,000
Assurance, Pursuit, Tailwind, Protect, Roost, Fly
1. Will

SNOVER P1,500
Growth, Leech Seed, Protect
1. Ur

SANDILE P1,000
Protect
1.

DARUMAKA P1,500
Flame Wheel, Take Down
1. Larry
2.

RUFFLET P1,500
None
1. Carmen

SEEDOT P1,500
Beat Up, Foul Play, Nasty Plot, Protect
1.
2.

CACNEA P1,000
GrassWhistle
1. Shiraishi
2.

TYNAMO P5,000
None
1.
2.

FERROSEED P2,000
None
1.

JOLTIK P2,000
None
1.

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

One Skarmory egg for Athrun and one Beldum egg for Shirou, please!

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Sure thing!

[darkenedgales]

Sigilyph for Crow because I'm a terrible person please and thank you! ♥

[determinator]

No problem! And I know that feeling...

[atrueheroine]

OK!! Could Kato get Cryogonal and Golett, please?

[determinator]

Sure thing! Because you're Kimblee's bro, alright. :|

[saxsongs]

Cacnea for Shiraishi and Oshawott for Ren (with half-price)?

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Sure!

[usedwrench]

this post includes too many pokemon from my wishlists that only exist inside my head D:

Minccino for Winry and Snivy for Utau, please~!?

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I know this feeling orz

Sure thing!

[istheindustry]

...give me a damn Skorupi, this idiot needs one in his life

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GET OUT I mean of course~

[leftinbasketforfbi]

An Eevee (A) for Reid, please? Because NGL, he's totally fascinated by them.

[determinator]

Sure thing!

[enjoymyatelier]

One Litwick for Kayneth, please!

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Done! \o/

[pleasantness]

Oh oh so many eggs I can't hold all my excitement!

Okay, so..

Ur wants a SNOVER!
Bartz wants a ZORUA!
Lucifer wants a SEVIPER!
Will wants a AERODACTYL!
Iri wants a SEWADDLE!

Thank you ♥ And this is a hiatused Miyu...

[determinator]

Done~

[ortion]

An Onix for Dist and a Darumaka for Larry, please?

[determinator]

Done!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Could Cobra please get a Sneasel?

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THINGS COBRA NEEDS IN HIS LIFE... Sure thing!

[dreamsofahero]

......man, Sion does not NEED any more eggs right now, but if you're up to playing it out ICly he could possibly be talked into a rhyhorn for sake of trying to balance his team... :|a

[determinator]

Sure! I've put him down for one, so we'll see how it goes!

[worktodo]

...Okay, you know what, I surrender to my lack of self-control.

Could Carmen get that Rufflet and Albert a Minccino, please?

[determinator]

Done! And I approve of this Rufflet for Carmen~

[usedshooshpap]

Zorua for Karkat por favor

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Done!

[usedfeatherdance]

Ooh, just in time as Joshua realizes he's probably heading out over the water next. Could I get him the ferry Lapras, please?

[determinator]

it's the best ferry Done!

[supersnipe]

Lunatone for Grit plz thxs ilu /kissu/

[determinator]

oh you~ done!

[islandshore]

Tempted to go for the other microchipped Swinub. :|a Would a Gligar egg interest Archer at all? It looks like Gliscor's on your list of wanted beasties.

[determinator]

It would! He'll happily trade for it! and I need to update that list orz

[8etterl8]

Oooh, could I get Vriska to Sewaddle!

[determinator]

Sewaddle's already been taken, unfortunately. Is there anything else that interests Vriska?

[ex_aeroga402]

If it's okay that I'm hitting this up forever late, Ven'd be interested in a Pawniard.

[determinator]

Sure, no problem!

[usedscratch]

I'd love to get that Charmander for Ib [red_roses], and Riolu for Danny [nasa_dreams]!

[determinator]

Sure thing!