Eggs!

[tearsofademon]

Usually I preface with an appropriate picture and quote to go with this kind of thing, but this time... this time I'll just leave this here. :)

Anyway. To the business at hand.

It's that time of year again! Time for Ryner Lute's semi-annual egg sale. Because Rose can't leave well enough alone, and you can never have enough Cleffas With Explosives, am I right or am I right. ...Also Eevees this time, but they don't get egg moves.

He will be charging P1000 per egg, but can be haggled with pretty easily, especially if he either knows you or sees that you treat your other Pokémon well. Deliveries will be made by his Noctowl and Xatu, as they tend to do. The actual IC post will go up on March 14.

I'm just going to assume that any unclaimed eggs were sold to random NPCs around Violet or something...

Cleffa
Parents: Rose and Kaile
Egg Moves: Present, Mimic, Hidden Power, Rest, Sing, Sweet Kiss, Copycat
Total Slots: 6
- Miyako digital_bingo
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Eevee
Parents: Jiji and Elfy
Egg Moves: n/a
Total Slots: 3
- Chidori springoflife
- Sion dreamsofahero because that's what you get for relentlessly tormenting your best friend :|b
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Comments

[dreamsofahero]

....oh, Sion's going to have a FIELD DAY with this one. ^_______^

[tearsofademon]

DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING, SION. >_______<

...which is to say, yeah, he's kind of expecting that ^^;;;

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, there's so many possibilities, where to even begin~

[tearsofademon]

How about starting with NOT STARTING WITH THIS? >__>

[dreamsofahero]

Oh, but I must insist!

[tearsofademon]

No, you really don't have to.

[dreamsofahero]

I can hardly let such a golden opportunity pass by, after all~

[tearsofademon]

Yes you can. Easily. It's called not starting with that.

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, did you say something, Ryner?

[tearsofademon]

Are you going deaf or something, Sion?

[dreamsofahero]

"Ah, please go on, Sion~" That's what you said, isn't it?

[tearsofademon]

That's not what I said and you know it!

[dreamsofahero]

I know, I know, it's exactly what you said...

[tearsofademon]

YOU'RE WRONG!!!

[dreamsofahero]

So, Ryner, I see your wayward influence has rubbed off on your charges, as well...

[tearsofademon]

I have nothing to do with it! I don't even know where the eggs came from, okay?

[dreamsofahero]

So you claim. And to make matters worse, you're even attempting to profit from the matter....!

[tearsofademon]

Only because Rose would kill me if I just gave them to random people without her getting any compensation!

[darkenedgales]

So how about an Eevee egg for Chidori (springoflife)? She's willing to pay, of course, since her "I'm gonna murder you if you don't shut up and leave me alone" face probably isn't... the best bargain argument...

[tearsofademon]

Well, Ryner's used to working with someone who doesn't show obvious emotions, and also used to friends who torment him on a constant basis, so he wouldn't really be phased by just her face if she wasn't looking to back it up...

But sure, I'll sign her up for an Eevee then ^^